Writing a blog has never been high on my priorities. I often can’t fit into my day such basic things as meals or hygiene rituals so adding the task of writing a couple of hundred words seems a little ambitious. I also harbour the slight misgiving that the act seems a little pointless if no-one reads it. Sure I’ll read it … actually maybe I’ll read it … just to make sure there are no typos … but beyond that, I have no way of guaranteeing this blog has been blogged.

To accentuate this feeling rather than eradicate it, I am writing this blog in the forest … on my own … whilst screaming. If you have indeed read this, could you do me a favour and go into a forest. It doesn’t have to be the same one. In fact that would be awkward because I just said I was on my own. So go to any other forest and scream out … ‘I read your blog’